The wisdom of Crash Facepalm!
The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?
Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?
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Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.
I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.
And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!
And this is how I learned to love wet food...
Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...
I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!
That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.
I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...
You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...
And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )
I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!
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