The Daily Facepalm

Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.
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I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    
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And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!
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And this is how I learned to love wet food...
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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...
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I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!
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That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.
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I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...
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You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...
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And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )
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I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!
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Nobody lives rent-free in Crash Facepalm's head...   Don't miss out on this great design! Join Crash Facepalm in Occupying Mars (well, he crashed, so he doesn't have much choice). https://www.theexploration.store/ A portion of proceeds will be sequestered so we can give some filthy lucre to The Planetary Society!
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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.
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Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?
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I hate learning the same lesson twice, as well.
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At least it's not "more than half," which would include you!
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Unless it's Vogon poetry. Then everyone likes it. They just don't admit it.
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Any requests? I suppose, dependin on which God, this might be okay.
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Maybe I should have tried "potato?"
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Cats, on the other hand, just don't care.
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