The wisdom of Crash Facepalm!
Get Orbit on your bod! https://orbit.concellation.com has some great shirts, and https://www.concellation.com/store has the Orbit pins! Now... what's YOUR DJ name?
This is always good for some fun! Brough to you by our shirt and merch collection at https://shirts.concellation.com (don't let the URL fool you, there are also mugs and other cool things!)
At least Orbit let someone know... https://orbit.concellation.com
Orbit likes to gift, "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls."
I'm sorry, Dave, not without wet food. Hey! Get your Orbit shirt! https://orbit.concellation.com - charity skim allocated for the ASPCA, and not Orbit's treat bowl.
Cats can be a little arrogant. That said, Orbit gets one plate of wet food for every pin purchased, so head over to https://www.concellation.com/store and get your Orbit the Cat pin!
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Do as I say, as they say... (then go get a Concellation shirt! https://shirts.concellation.com)
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Or, at that, your ability to tell the genuine article from a counterfeit. I know this guy who makes incredible fake souls...
Cats aren't indecisive - they know darn well what they want. They just won't let *you* know. Unless they want wet food. Then they'll let you know. Space cats are no different.
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If the rules of physics tell you no, just play a different game... Brought to you by our coins, pins and new lanyard! https://www.concellation.com/store
I think Orbit is unamused...
You go, Tuesday! You're so Fetch!