The wisdom of Crash Facepalm!

Get Orbit on your bod! https://orbit.concellation.com has some great shirts, and https://www.concellation.com/store has the Orbit pins! Now... what's YOUR DJ name?
This is always good for some fun! Brough to you by our shirt and merch collection at https://shirts.concellation.com (don't let the URL fool you, there are also mugs and other cool things!)
At least Orbit let someone know... https://orbit.concellation.com
Orbit likes to gift, "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls."
I'm sorry, Dave, not without wet food. Hey! Get your Orbit shirt! https://orbit.concellation.com - charity skim allocated for the ASPCA, and not Orbit's treat bowl.
Cats can be a little arrogant. That said, Orbit gets one plate of wet food for every pin purchased, so head over to https://www.concellation.com/store and get your Orbit the Cat pin!
As always, The Daily Facepalm is brough to you by our merch. Go get a Concellation® shirt at https://shirts.concellation.com and help us with our expensive donut habits. We're just kidding, we spend it all on wet food for Orbit. Oh, and donating to good causes (though Orbit insists wet food is a good cause).
Do as I say, as they say... (then go get a Concellation shirt! https://shirts.concellation.com)
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Or, at that, your ability to tell the genuine article from a counterfeit. I know this guy who makes incredible fake souls...
Cats aren't indecisive - they know darn well what they want. They just won't let *you* know. Unless they want wet food. Then they'll let you know. Space cats are no different.
Check out our merch or I'll post more bad puns! Yes, this is a threat! https://www.concellation.com/store for pins, lanyards, patches and coins. And tons of killer shirts and mugs at https://shirts.concellation.com (see a design you like, click on it to see all the kinds of shirts, mugs and other swag).
If the rules of physics tell you no, just play a different game... Brought to you by our coins, pins and new lanyard! https://www.concellation.com/store 
I think Orbit is unamused...
You go, Tuesday! You're so Fetch!