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No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: https://www.concellation.com/store (pins! patches! shirts!)

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The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?

Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?

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Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.

I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    

And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!

And this is how I learned to love wet food...

Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...

I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!

That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.

I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...

You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...

And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )

I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!

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