The Daily Facepalm

Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

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Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?

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So tell me - how's YOUR day going?

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I hate learning the same lesson twice, as well.

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At least it's not "more than half," which would include you!

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Unless it's Vogon poetry. Then everyone likes it. They just don't admit it.

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Any requests? I suppose, dependin on which God, this might be okay.

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Maybe I should have tried "potato?"

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Cats, on the other hand, just don't care.

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Don't judge!

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I count as one of those people!

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Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination. Right?

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Anyone interested in shares of my stupidity mine on Ganymede?

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12 years of physics education, and I've never used a day of it other than to make physics jokes. Bad physics jokes.

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Wait... what day is it?!

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Saturday Morning Takeoff...

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If you love Italian progressive rock as much as I do, you can fly with me...

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And you'll never convince me that kale is exciting...

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Who's your inner voice? Mine always seems to be Groot.

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Just the auditions will be epic...

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