I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!

That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.

I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...

You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...

And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )

I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!

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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?

So tell me - how's YOUR day going?