John Cleese may be deceased, but will still try anything for money. We tried to not invite him, but he still had a hard time understanding he wasn't welcome, likely due to his bringing his pet vorpal bunny last time. Thanks, John - your check is in the post.

Jewel Staite sends her greeting to Concellation! Jewel is known for her roles as Kaylee Frye in the Fox television series Firefly and its spin-off theatrical film Serenity, and as Jennifer Keller on Sci-Fi Channel's science-fiction television series Stargate Atlantis.

Greetings from the Q Continuum! John de Lancie sends a bit of optimism to the non-attendees at Concellation.

Get your merch for the con that's been cancelled before it was announced! Our talented designer, Matt Zanzibar, has created a great non-convention logo and a bunch of other cool designs for your wearing pleasure. And best, we're sequestering our well-begotten gains to donate to charity. So far, we've given $4000 in filthy lucre to good causes like Doctors Without Borders, The Chicago Food Depository, The Trevor Project and No Kid Hungry. As long as you hoopy froods keep buying merch, we'll keep ...

Welcome to the convention that was cancelled before it could be announced.