No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: https://www.concellation.com/store (pins! patches! shirts!)

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The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?

Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?

I mean, really, does it even have to be said? What's your dead-obvious advice that's helped you through life? Brought to you by our killer merch! https://www.concellation.com/store 

Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.

I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    

And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!

And this is how I learned to love wet food...

Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...