The Daily Facepalm

I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...

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You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...

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And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )

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I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!

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Nobody lives rent-free in Crash Facepalm's head...   Don't miss out on this great design! Join Crash Facepalm in Occupying Mars (well, he crashed, so he doesn't have much choice). https://www.theexploration.store/ A portion of proceeds will be sequestered so we can give some filthy lucre to The Planetary Society!

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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

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Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?

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I hate learning the same lesson twice, as well.

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At least it's not "more than half," which would include you!

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Unless it's Vogon poetry. Then everyone likes it. They just don't admit it.

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Any requests? I suppose, dependin on which God, this might be okay.

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Maybe I should have tried "potato?"

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Cats, on the other hand, just don't care.

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Don't judge!

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I count as one of those people!

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Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination. Right?

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Anyone interested in shares of my stupidity mine on Ganymede?

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12 years of physics education, and I've never used a day of it other than to make physics jokes. Bad physics jokes.

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Wait... what day is it?!

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Saturday Morning Takeoff...

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