The Daily Facepalm

If you could have ANY career, what would you want to be? Brought to you by our Pride designs at https://thepride.store 
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Orbits First Law of Cat Mechanics brought to you by some killer shirts at https://the-complete-concellation.creator-spring.com 
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I just smiled and pretended that I was waving at the other abyss nearby. Remember, 10% off with coupon code SUMMER21 at https://the-complete-concellation.creator-spring.com
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I hope it's exciting!
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What's your secret identity? Come on, you can tell, we're amongst friends! PS: Brought to you by our really cool pins (and our new patch)! https://www.concellation.com/store
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Seems like a legit business opportunity, too! Brought to you by our killer shirts! https://the-complete-concellation.creator-spring.com
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I guess I should start selling tickets? Maybe a free half hour for every pin you get at https://www.concellation.com/store?
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No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: https://www.concellation.com/store (pins! patches! shirts!)
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I reject your kale reality and replace it with my own. Today's wisdom brought to you by our new pins and patches! https://www.concellation.com/pins 
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The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?
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Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?
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I mean, really, does it even have to be said? What's your dead-obvious advice that's helped you through life? Brought to you by our killer merch! https://www.concellation.com/store 
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Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.
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I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    
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And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!
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And this is how I learned to love wet food...
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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...
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I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!
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That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.
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I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...
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