Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.

I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    

And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!

And this is how I learned to love wet food...

Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...

I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!

That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.

I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...

You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...

And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )

I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!

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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?

So tell me - how's YOUR day going?

I hate learning the same lesson twice, as well.

At least it's not "more than half," which would include you!

Unless it's Vogon poetry. Then everyone likes it. They just don't admit it.

Any requests? I suppose, dependin on which God, this might be okay.

Maybe I should have tried "potato?"