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I guess I should start selling tickets? Maybe a free half hour for every pin you get at https://www.concellation.com/store?

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No, Orbit, the wet food is NOT in the airlock! Brought to you by our cool-cat merch: https://www.concellation.com/store (pins! patches! shirts!)

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I reject your kale reality and replace it with my own. Today's wisdom brought to you by our new pins and patches! https://www.concellation.com/pins 

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The only real question is cappuccino or straight double shot of espresso?

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Yesterday was strawberry. What's your favorite jell-o flavor?

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I mean, really, does it even have to be said? What's your dead-obvious advice that's helped you through life? Brought to you by our killer merch! https://www.concellation.com/store 

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Just give in and give 'em the wet food. It's going to happen, sooner or later.

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I'm sure I will have going to have solved this problem next week.    

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And, of course, make sure you know what the game is!

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And this is how I learned to love wet food...

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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit, has wisdom as well...

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I'm just a little upset that the princess ended up having to rescue me!

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That said, I do pretty well. The Universe and I have an... understanding.

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I hear she has a solid career in finance these days...

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You'd think I'd have blown this goal already...

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And remember, delegating to your cat is a thing! ( while I'm here - Crash Facepalm shirts! https://theexploration.store )

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I navigate spacecraft to exciting and expensive ground impacts. I call it groundbraking!

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Crash Facepalm's confidant, Orbit the Cat, is truly the only one who gets him.

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Do you have a superpower? Show off a little today! What are you good at?