Discount Indulgence Certificates

Discount Indulgence Certificates

No longer does the church have a monopoly on indulgences! At Discount Indulgence, we provide the very same indulgences at discount prices - guaranteed! You name the transgression and we provide the indulgence, complete with an official certificate. 

Our indulgences come with a solid guarantee, too! Should you die and not have your indulgence honored, let us know and we'll provide a full refund!

Basic Indulgence

Pretty straight-forward - you name the transgression, we generate the indulgence and the certificate is sent on its way!

 

 

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Blank Indulgence

Would you like a blank indulgence, suitable for filling out yourself when the mood strikes? We can do that, if you wish. We trust you!

 

 

$9.95
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Anonymous Indulgence

With this option, we will send it to the recipient of your choice without your name involved. You specify what they did wrong, and we'll make sure they get a certificate for their sin!

 

$9.95
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